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BEWARE! This is HUMOR!
In Italy we have a big political problem that is Berlusconi. In Javaland, we have a very similar political problem, and his name is Maven
I have found a number of similarities.
Berlusconi, like Maven:
- There is only one acceptable way of doing things, his way.
- He has a lot of conflicting interests and whatever you want to do, you have to deal with his requirements and adapt your needs to him.
- Everyone thinks he is bad, anyway chooses him because thinks there are no alternatives.
- When he is in charge, he keeps growing but you lose something, either money, time, health or all of them at the same time.
- Everyone dislikes him but no one has the courage of getting rid of him, because he is too powerful.
- Any attempt to criticize him will lend to emotive and religious discussions, and you will be accused to have prejudices against him.
- He always promises to do miracles for people who choose him, but you will end up spending all the time to solve his internal problems.
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