Michele SciabarràCorsoJava
testi corsi mailing
Symbian Java  Linux

Humor
-Psicopatologia Utenti Linux
-Documentario: Sistemista Linux
-Il Grande Mago Informatico
-Se le distro fossero ragazze
-La Calata Dei Barbari
-Programmatori al supermercato
-Clienti di ieri e di oggi
-Colloqui di Lavoro
-Il vero informatico 2005
-Regolamento per Software House
-Diario di un Open Source
-Non usate quel linguaggio
-Decifrare Offerta Lavoro
-Il lavoro in Italia
-I fantastici 4 degli SmartPhones
-Dalla Teoria Alla Pratica
-Cosa Vuole il Cliente
-Colloqui con gli utenti
-La Visione degli Esperti
-Di che pasta è il tuo codice
-Una Email Dal 2143

Tecnica
-JSF ClassLoader -Programmazione Cellulari Symbian
-L'invasione degli SmartPhone
-Intro Eclipse Video!
-ReadLine FrontEnd
-JspWiki

Opinioni
-C'era una volta il cellulare
-Business dell'OpenSource
-Le scuse del Linux World Expo
-Linux non è Comunismo
-Java e l'Open Source
-Chi ha scritto Linux
-Chi ha paura di XAML -Lavorare con Tanenbaum

Informazioni
-Questo sito
-L'autore








Scarica Omaggio
il Capitolo 2




Leggi Online
il Capitolo 6

BEWARE! This is HUMOR!

In Italy we have a big political problem that is Berlusconi. In Javaland, we have a very similar political problem, and his name is Maven

I have found a number of similarities.

Berlusconi, like Maven:

- There is only one acceptable way of doing things, his way.

- He has a lot of conflicting interests and whatever you want to do, you have to deal with his requirements and adapt your needs to him.

- Everyone thinks he is bad, anyway chooses him because thinks there are no alternatives.

- When he is in charge, he keeps growing but you lose something, either money, time, health or all of them at the same time.

- Everyone dislikes him but no one has the courage of getting rid of him, because he is too powerful.

- Any attempt to criticize him will lend to emotive and religious discussions, and you will be accused to have prejudices against him.

- He always promises to do miracles for people who choose him, but you will end up spending all the time to solve his internal problems.

Contatto: michele at sciabarra dot com